the thoughts and ramblings of a sophisticated redneck

Holy shit
so its been exactly a year since i last updated this, alot has happened since then. Recently denise and brian decided to sell the house on account of stelco. Thought it would ahve been great, finally they would grow up and stop acting like a couple of immature 2 year olds. Unfortunatley reality kicked into me and this was not the case. Looks like my mother wont stop letting go of trying to keep up with the joneses or will brian actually do something other than watch tv and drink coke. The last while ive been trying to act like a decent son and help out where nobody else is before I move out, but it doesnt look like thats appreciated here. hey, shit happens right?

I havent updated this in a real long time, turns out this entire year could be a waste as im currently failing 2 classes putting me below the minumum average needed to get into some universitys, wouldnt mind if somebody shot me thanks, oh yeah i also got real fat again and lost my bank card, bummer

uh oh, me in trouble!
I dont know how much more of this shit i can take, this is the third or fourth all nighter ive pulled and this essay ive most recently written is a shoddy peice of shit. I am sick as hell and my brain is unable to process whatever the hell i am typing. If i can barely stand through one semester of general fucking arts and sciences how the hell can i do 4 years of university in a program where i will struggle to find a job afterwards? the upside to this is that after about 2 weeks i dont have to take the doo doo bus to ontarios asshole, brantford every day. I am sure their is something else i have to say about something but i cant be bothered with the effort nor remember it. peace.

Current Music: 8 diagrams

i guess i should update this mahfucker once in a while, school is good, boring but good, im emailing mac, brock and the dal this week about transferring, and ill get to american schools within the end of the month. its good seein the boys more often now, and im lookin forward to this keggerosa soon

Current Music: GZA- Duel of the iron mic

Bobby, I got Propane in my urethra
so, summers ending soon, with that a bunch of parties and shit like that happenening, which is great, although im broke now, im going to be thrice as broke in a little bit, hell right now i probably cant buy books for school, im going to have to sell my body to science to get by, uh, my birthdays coming up soon (hell yes) as with a bunch of other peoples, i just got a cellphone and im FINALLY going for my g1 in the next week, yeah, chew on that for a bit

Current Music: King Diamond

NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Music: whitey country

i got a new puppy, she looks like an ewok, so i want to name it wicket or something but my family decided on maggie, which is a shitty name for a dog, i've been pretty good lately, sounds of the underground last week was stellar. I just got a macbook pro on monday and its taken up all of my time so far, ive never quite invested so much time into a computer before, but damn.

Alotta stuff has happened recently, a bunch of young kids have died in the past week or so, thats kind of depressing to say the least. I saw Transformers with Kelso and some guy from his work yesterday, it was obsofuckinglutley epic, it probably helped that kelso was dressed up in a costume and we were stoned beyond belief. I ventured to Caledonia town with Brennan, Matt and Ashley, it was pretty enjoyable, I can see it happening again in the future, I paid tuition and bought my laptop which should be coming in about a week, seems pretty exciting. I've begun to read Common Sense and The Crisis in honour of the 4th of July, I'll probably start Johnny Tremaine afterwards. PS, theres a new ETID song, its meh, basically sounds like filler from Gutter Phenomenon. later!

Current Music: RZArecta

Wow, I rarely work anymore, not that I'm complaining or anything. This weekend I went to a party in Burlington(well, the morbidly wealthy part of it at least) which was basically an episode of the oc, which means it sucked, burlingtonians don't know how to party. There is a new Ulrich Schnauss record out tomorrow, its pretty uncommon knowledge that I'm a big fan of that weird ambient/electronic whatever its called music, and I bought a bunch of old spiderman cartoons from the 90s' on vhs, and an original copy of A New Hope (not the special edition one) so im just going to get really really really high and watch it. peace.

Current Music: iced earth

civil war is over...
yeah, i need to find a second job, daniela's campout basheroo is toinight which is quite exciting, my dad is 53 today which is also quite exciting, kelsos backyard campout is tomorrow which is also quite exciting, im getting my sexy ass macbook pro soon which is also quite exciting, one could easily sum up my weekend as quite exciting

Current Music: horse - sex raptor

CAPTAIN AMERICA IS DEAD OMGWTF
yup, my new(ish) job is pretty alright, i get horseshit hours though. danielas birthday is soon! and so is my dads! and there are a shitload of nice shows coming up id like to see, and other various accoutrements in the coming weeks(go me for using an intelligent sounding word completely out of context)

Current Music: HtheB - a natural death

i saw hot fuzz this weekend, HILARIOUS, and my brother turned 22 today, happy birthday to him!

SOTU
sounds of the underground lineup, more TBA

TORONTO
* GWAR
* Shadows Fall
* Chimaira
* Every Time I Die
* Job For A Cowboy
* Necro
* Darkest Hour
* Amon Amarth!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* The Acacia Strain
* The Devil Wears Prada
* Heavy Heavy Low Low
* The Number Twelve Looks Like You
* Goatwhore!!!!!
* This Is Hell
* 2Cents
+possible fall of troy, WHAAAAAAAAA?!

i basically barely update this anymore, but i guess today was for good reason, i went to toronto today and met Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! they were doing a book signing for some new tpb book which is pretty hialarous, i got a pic of julian and bubbles signing the book and gave smokes to ricky. on another note, horse the band is playing in toronto on sunday!!! oh yeah and on the way back home i ran into betsy adn stacey, which is cool because i havent seen stacey in about 24346534523423 years, life is pretty sweet, i know what im doing in september and i spend most of my days drunk playing video games with old mates, peace!

Current Music: ensiferum - little dreamer

A Matter of Life and Death
So, last night i saw the band that changed my life all those years ago for the third time, Iron Maiden at the ACC, the day couldnt have been shittier though, in the morning i missed two busses, got soaked in rain, and felt shitty, it was almost as though god didnt want me to go, after school i pick up my ticket and then to the go station, and head off to toronto, on the way there i get a call from my mom saying that my dog arnie is probably going to be put down, that depressed the fuck outta me there, so until the start of the show i was feleing pretty down, however, that all changed when they played the entire new album, couple of concert staples, and closed with my favorite song of all time, Hallowed be thy name, i cant even describe the glorious feeling that it gave me, i got back to hamilton around 12:30 and thats that, then this morning i found out that Arnie was put down, i hope the big guy RIP

Current Mood: dfbnwefjunerg
Current Music: a matter of life and death

I didnt just go back to STM, Tom Harkin!
holy titsack school is easy now, i have two periods in the morning( that being a grade 9 class and the other english) and then i go home and do pretty much the same thing i did in summer, nothing! harharharhar there are a number of excellent shows coming up and i plan on goibng to them with super awesome best pals number 1

Current Mood: AWESOME-O
Current Music: Iron Maiden - These Colors Dont Run

blaster master
i dont know what happened last night other than me puking all over myself, all i konw is that things are going to get alot worse before they get better

Current Mood: HUNG OVER
Current Music: megadeth

IT IS SO FUCKING HOT OUT
I saw X3 last night, what a fucking awesome movie. then i spent pretty much all of today outside in my backyard chilling, it was actually exhilerating, im not quite sure why, probably the onset of summer.

Current Mood: good
Current Music: Iron Maiden - Aces High

No were not gonna fucking do stonehenge!
So last night was the stm barbeque, and i showed up hosed like an idiot, it was pretty fun and i saw brennan play his last show and drew play his first, but i cant help but feel off about it, is this how people will remember me? the loud drunken retard or the quiet kid who had a command of thoroughly useless knowledge? was I only quiet because of my general anti-socialness or am i loud because i just stopped caring about what i did anymore? for the past week or so most nights ive either been high or drunk, is that a bad thing? whatever. I've got more to say but that will probably have to wait until it comes to me

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Wu-tang - C.R.E.A.M (nigga)

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